June 2012
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toebyeus:
I don’t lose followers, followers lose me
sskeeze:
I wonder if Adele’s baby was planned or if it just turned up out of the blue uninvited
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“Thank god I had the quadratic equation to calculate the parabola of the ball I...”
– No One (via eatdirt)
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friend: move you're blocking the view
me: I am the view.
love-and-vitriol:
Taro - Alt-J (∆)
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iweardiamondsforbreakfast:
i miss flip phones because at the end of a conversation u could dramatically close them like what can i do with my iphone throw it against the wall
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youaremynirvana:
i love reading ”’tween”’ magazines purely because of the section where they send in their embarrassing moments
i was in a restaurant and i saw my crush who was looking like a total hottie but then i slipped and fell into his lap omg! blush! soooo cringey! - Sally, 13
and i’m like
OH SALLY WHAT ARE YOU LIKE
jakeenglish:
i told an offensive joke on an elevator once
my friend said, “that is wrong on so many levels”
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When I drop something and someone else picks it up
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badgermoles:
plot twist: my hips are actually compulsive liars
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“We just went to London for a week. That’s all I’m gonna say.”
– Dianna about Naya (via kimbrallahgodvera)
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