April 2012
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If Cell Block Tango had been in Season 2 over...
Emma: So, tell me what happened to Artie?
Santana: He had it coming, he had it coming, he only had himself to blame.
Emma: Santana...
Santana: Now, I'm standing in the hallway, at my locker before lunch, minding my own business. Over rolls crippled Artie in a jealous rage.
Emma: Okay....
Santana: "You been doin' my girlfriend?!" he says. He was crazy and he kept on screamin'!
Emma: ...
Santana: "You been doin' my girlfriend!"
Emma: ...
Santana: And then he rolled into my knife.
Emma:
Santana: He rolled into my knife ten times.
Emma: I think I have a pamphlet for that.
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That moment when my parents give me money
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Brittany: Come on, baby!
Santana & Brittany: Don't you want to dance with me baby?
Me: SEDHFIUSHGIUHSIUHHIUAHUISDF FUCK OFF
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anothergayshark:
‘You say the dream, and I help build your dream. And that’s what a partnership is about, right?’
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alice-unchained:
my dad ate a cucumber today and he was like “wow this is pretty cold” and then he just slowly put the cucumber down and stared into space for a really long time until he turned to me with wide eyes and quietly said, “oh my god. cool as a cucumber.”
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Brittany: Everyone's loving the sex tape of us
Santana: What?
Me: What?
Tumblr: WHAT?
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