Hey Girlfriend Having Fun?

person: hey

me: good thanks

His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti

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songsmycatlikes:

Jake Bugg - Trouble Town

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nakedhermione:

alice-unchained:

my dad ate a cucumber today and he was like “wow this is pretty cold” and then he just slowly put the cucumber down and stared into space for a really long time until he turned to me with wide eyes and quietly said, “oh my god. cool as a cucumber.”

hemingerald:

#all she does is walk around and drink wine and throw things

Lip-singing a song like you’re the artist

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